How the market works

1. Every wrestler starts at 100. No favorites, no seed money.
2. Each day, the price moves with two signals. Wikipedia pageviews (70%) and Bluesky mentions (30%). If more people looked the wrestler up — or talked about them — than the day before, the price climbs; if attention cools, it falls. Returns, title wins, and viral angles spike prices overnight — and show nights move the whole board. Daily moves are capped at ±20% so one viral day can't break the board.
3. Attention = Wikipedia pageviews + Bluesky mentions. Both public, both keyless — which is why this runs itself. If Bluesky ever fails on a given day, Wikipedia carries the full move so the board never breaks.
4. It updates once a day, automatically. A scheduled job pulls yesterday's numbers and appends them. Nobody edits anything.

Parody market. These are not securities, not investment advice, and not real money. Prices track curiosity, not talent — a bad angle can moon on a meme.